The Drunkard(s)

Habitual Drinker. Well, I wouldn't call myself one. Typically I am a weekend drinker. Well, a social one. Ahh, how diplomatic !! Lately, booze has started to turn ineffective on me. Is it self-control, or my capacity, I don't know. Read these below lines, you will realise what happens when you become a drunkard. I am sure you all might have heard or said some of this at one point in time, given you're a 'drinker'.

How it goes once you're in that state of inebriation ! Check out here...

- Tu to mera bhaai hai ...... bhai !!

- Gaadi main chalaunga...tu hat...

- Tu bura mat maan boss...

- Main teri dil se izzat karta hu...

- Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....

- Aaj saali chad hi nahi rahi hai, kya baat hai ?

- Tu kya samajh raha hai be mujhe chad gayi hai...?

- Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu...

- Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itni...

- Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...

- Kuch bhi hai par saala bhai hai apna...

- Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..

- Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...

- Saale teri bhabhi hai woh…bhabhi ki nazar se dekh usko…

- Yaar tu samjha kar.. woh tere layak nahi hai…

- Chal be tu keh raha hai to maan leta hu – bana saala ek aur peg !!!

- Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai ? ... abhi ek aur large khatam kar sakta hoon…

and the final, the emotional one...

- Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai !!!

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