Sometimes reading these jokes give me a hearty laugh. I had a good one at this ungodly hour. It was long time back I had my joke-sharing with someone. So sharing some, if you understand a bit of punjabi you will laugh crazy. I promise.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
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Agent: What is your father's name in english?
Santa: Beautiful red underwear
Agent: R u joking?
Santa: No, my father's name is Sunder Lal Chadda
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